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Spread her like butter

she's too delicious to contain.

In vast quantities she might be bad for you but, damn, spread her like butter!

by Pikla August 10, 2018


Kentucky Spread

a form of sixty-nining in which mouths are utilized on each other's toes, not each other's genitals.

My girl got crazy with my feet last night and we ended up in a Kentucky Spread.

by Goscha7452 March 27, 2015


Goon Spread

When a man spreads his ass on a video call while gooning

Alex just goon spreaded!!

by Yung weej May 12, 2024


Spread Eagle

Jerking off on bathroom floor (preferably heated) with legs in the air, extra points if you are in the corner

Sam Purnell was spread eagle and Shannon suddenly walked in with a shocked face.

by Kirkpenis January 21, 2024


Spread-Eagle

Sitting with your legs spread wide apart, kind of like an eagle. They can see all your camel toe when you do this.

Hey! Stop sitting spread-eagle! I can see all of your cameltoe, jackass!

by Feeling Kinda Naughty September 7, 2019


Don't touch it it'll only make it spread faster!

Something the back girl said in the remake of Hell Boy when she got shot with a poisonous twig.

"Don't touch it it'll only make it spread faster!"
Me: That's what she said

by ☆★Midas★☆ January 28, 2022


Stoner Spread

An array of fried foods put together to form the perfect buffet for filling the munchies after a good session of self medication.

Open up the freezer, dude, I have all the ingredients for a Stoner Spread.

by Angrydriver May 13, 2022