she's too delicious to contain.
In vast quantities she might be bad for you but, damn, spread her like butter!
a form of sixty-nining in which mouths are utilized on each other's toes, not each other's genitals.
My girl got crazy with my feet last night and we ended up in a Kentucky Spread.
Jerking off on bathroom floor (preferably heated) with legs in the air, extra points if you are in the corner
Sam Purnell was spread eagle and Shannon suddenly walked in with a shocked face.
Sitting with your legs spread wide apart, kind of like an eagle. They can see all your camel toe when you do this.
Hey! Stop sitting spread-eagle! I can see all of your cameltoe, jackass!
Something the back girl said in the remake of Hell Boy when she got shot with a poisonous twig.
"Don't touch it it'll only make it spread faster!"
Me: That's what she said
An array of fried foods put together to form the perfect buffet for filling the munchies after a good session of self medication.
Open up the freezer, dude, I have all the ingredients for a Stoner Spread.