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A sexual act that takes months to prepare for. The first step involves growing an Egyptian dick beard similar to king tut. Then you sit on someone's face with your ass cheeks on their eyes, your grundel on their nose, & your balls in their mouth. Now while bobbing up and down on their face do the z shaped Egyptian arm thing.
Jason has been growing his dick beard for months so he can give jeny the Egyptian stop sign
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The term for when your browsing the internet, and stumble across a pornographic image so compelling, that you must commence fapping (masurbating) immediately.
Steve was browsing the net, he found the sexiest pic ever and from there it was stop drop and fap.
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Man to Man love as way of passing time or to break up a long journey. To qualify for Truck Stop Rules the encounter must take place at a truck stop.
Hey, you were nuts deep in that guy last night.
Dude, it wasn’t gay sex! Truck Stop Rules, remember.
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A prostitute, who exclusively works truck stops along an interstate highway. Unlike high class call girls, they are usually dressed very non-descript.
"That truck stop trixie, has walked from rig to rig for over an hour. Looking for a john."
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n. Used as such: "The Run and Stop"
When an extremely awkward individual, usually carrying a large backpack or a lot of books, starts running in a scurried manner for no apparent reason, only to stop and start walking at a normal pace again about three seconds later.
Coined at Brandeis University.
Person 1: That awkward kid started running for no reason on the way back from class today.
Person 2: Yeah, he always does the Run and Stop.
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1) Way of Life
2) Game invented by a hectic surfer and played by hectic surfers. Invovles a strict scoring system and an ever growing amount of players and cards. Once you've started playing Stop Press, you are always a player of Stop Press. For ever.
(Daniel) hey, who wants to play stop press?
(Bruce) oh yeah, count me in.
(Daniel) we weren't talking to you bruce, why are you still here? i thought i told you to go home. weren't you going to the library today?
(Bruce) no i bruced out
(Daniel) you massive bruce! come on guys lets go play stop press.
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used by children. if one child is beating on another, third child yells out: stop hurting her!! -works real well by adults if said in high childlike voice with persons' name or her/him at the end. -usually defuses adult 'stink-on another' situation with laughter!!
stop hurting maurice!
stop hurting jane
stop hurting she
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