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Ball sucking

When one gentley suckles upon another's scrotum. The soft and wrinkly sac greatly enjoys this motion.

Jared: Wenday, please practice ball sucking on me baby cheeks.
Wendy: Hell no you sick twisted cowboy basterd. Only if you toss my salad...bitch!

by jackmark dawn April 25, 2006

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suck a d

Short for "suck a dick", when talking to teachers or adults to hide the true meaning and avoid punishment.

Get back in your seat, the bell hasn't rung yet!!

SUCK A D, BITCH!!!

by Yarcofin September 29, 2003

67๐Ÿ‘ 28๐Ÿ‘Ž


You Suck

A thing said to someone when you are arguing with them or joking about them.Ussually said when one can't find anything else to say but still wants to say something.

"you suck Cassidy!

by youknowwho07 April 18, 2019

42๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


suck fest

A plethora of suckage going on in your vicinity.

"My harddrive just caught fire..." "Suck fest."

by DragonicUser February 5, 2005

39๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


suck-a-dick

an exclamation; 1. can be used to show disappointment or surprise, 2. or as a retort (like fuck you/off)

1.Bob, "Damn! Someone keyed your car!" You," Suck-a-dick!"
2.Bob, "I can't believe you slept with that girl. She's ugly!" you, "Suck-a-dick!"

by Brad Sackmann March 7, 2008

73๐Ÿ‘ 29๐Ÿ‘Ž


sucks to be you

Basically this phrase means "I wouldn't want to be in your shoes". Or "your life sucks". It is often used sarcastically, but just as often not.

After Robert was shot in the ass with a nine, everyone said to him "it sucks to be you"

by Conor June 15, 2004

73๐Ÿ‘ 30๐Ÿ‘Ž


Double-suck

A beyond just bad individual performance that turns what should be a win into a loss. The performance is so much worse than just sucking that it's as though the double-sucker was trying to screw you over.

Originates from sharing a small amount of weed where someone double-sucked the joint and left the others without the high they rightly deserved.

Carson: How'd we lose that game tonight? We should have killed them.
Paul: We would have if Eric just sucked as usual, but he double-sucked us all night.

by pamocan June 25, 2010

13๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž