Whale Planet

A girl or guy of especially large size in terms of weight. Pretty much a really fat person; so fat that they resemble whales & or planets.

"That chick Carly is so fat!" - Guy #1
"I know! She's like a whale." - Guy #2
"No more like a planet." - Guy #1
"SHE'S A WHALE PLANET!" - Guy #1 & 2

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whale hut

an ancient eskimo term for a morbidly obese woman's vagina

guy 1"Dude did u hook up with that fat chick last night?" guy 2 "Hellz yeah, i pounded that whale hut all night long!"

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whale-nets

When an overweight woman attempts to wear fish-nets.

"Kim is totally wearing whale-nets."

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tanking the whale

A term used to describe having sex with someone who is large or has less than desirable physical qualities. It was coined one night when a invitation was sent out to join a party with a "extra large" sorority. When considering to accept said invitation, a man we will simply call JJ calmly said "lets do it, lets tank the whale".

So i went to that girls house the other night and we started to get it on until her room mate walked in and totally saw me tanking the whale.

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Whale puncher

-adjective

1)One who has punched or regularly punches large sea-mammals.

2)One who exhibits the characteristics of the type of person who would enjoy punching large sea-mammals regardless of past events.

3)One who enjoys teasing others either harmfully or playfully.

4)Any man who enjoys, seeks out, and/or regularly engages in sex with larger than average women.

The connotations of this term in all it's uses can positive, but are usually derogatory.

1) "He's a convicted whale puncher."

2) "Watch out for her, she's a bone cold whale puncher."

3) "Don't listen to him, he's just whale punching."

4) "He's a whale puncher, and he gets a lot of action, but he says he can't afford any more dinner-dates."

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Reject Whale

Noun: Reject whale has been rejected for life. He cannot swim, he can only retardedly flop. He has but a few "friends", like Fail Unicorn. But they can't talk, only moan idiotically to each other.


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--"Reject Whale" can also be used an an insult.

"I hate you. You are a reject whale."

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Prime Whale

The equivalent of awesome, cool, great, etc.

"Yooo Chris is your name from XCOM? Have you played 4 yet? That shit is prime whale!"

"Fucken lit prime whalin"

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