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A FEMALE PERSON THAT WORKS ON THE ECOLOGIC AREA AND HAS A STINKY VAGINA
OOO MY GOD THAT BITCH HAS A HUGE ECOLOGIC BURRITO
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When you buy a big ol' burrito with every ingredient possible, stick it in a girl's vagina, then fuck her senseless ON A COUCH, and cum inside. Then, you have her pull it out and eat the entire burrito.
Bro #1- Dude, my girlfriend was totally cool with doing a couch burrito last night!
Bro #2- No way man! Don't tell me you didn't get any guac on the ritto.
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A Seattle Burrito is a sexual act where one lover deffocates on another lover's penis, and then rubs it around the entire penis, and then continues to perform oral sex on the feces covered penis.
Man, my girl gave me a Seattle Burrito last night. That was fucked up.
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Is when you take a sloppy shit into one's vagina. And they squeeze their legs together
I gave Vanessa a leaky burrito last night. Now she won't talk to me.
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eating a girl out while she's taking a shit
Dude 1: I totally gave my girlfriend a twisted burrito yesterday!
Dude 2: Ew!
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The process explaining urination by a male consenter, whilst the erect phallus is located within the rectal orifice of their sexual counter part
"baby im hungry and thirsty, gimme dat wet burrito!"
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When a chunk of food falls off of your burrito and explodes on the table/counter into several scattered pieces. Makes the act of eating a burrito to be a bit messy at times, and a bit dissatisfying as some burrito bombs land on the floor, making them less appetizing to recover.
I love eating burritos, but these damn burrito bombs are making a mess.
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