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Simpsons episode marge in chains season 4 1993. Thought to be prediction for covid last year. Untrue.
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Another name for a hangover. Works very nicely when you have been out drinking until 2am and have to call in sick for work the next day. You can simply say you have "the flu". You can leave out the "bar" part.
Example: Warner: "sorry, mike. I can't come to work today"
Mike: "ok"
Mike: "Josh, Warner called in sick...says she has
the flu"
Josh: "Yeah....BAR flu."
Warner: "sorry, mike. I can't come to work today"
Mike: "ok"
Mike: "Josh, Warner called in sick...says she has
the flu"
Josh: "Yeah....BAR flu."
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Brasilian flu means someone had a FACELIFT (Because that country is know for it's plastic surgery.)
Her face look like hamburger, she got the Brasilian flu!
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Sneezing whilst climaxing during masturbation, making a climax and 1/7th.
"Dude, when I blew my load the other day sneezed at the same time. Thought my eyeballs were going to pop out at the intensity of the flu jab."
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The latest strain of influenza, with a little Swine Flu, Avian Flu, and Human Flu all thrown in ... you get a piece of everything ... just like turducken (the holiday melange of a chick stuffed in a duck, which is then stuffed in a turkey). Sliced just right, you get a piece of everything.
"I thought it was the regular flu, but my hair hurts. I think it's the Turducken Flu."
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When your friend goes home with a fat chick from the bar.
Dude, I think Jeff caught the swine flu last night. That bi*ch was HUGE.
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The H1N1 virus aka pig flu and the center of cold jokes among you and your idiotic friends.
A: *cough*
B: swine flu!
a: v_v *slap*
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