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bar flu

Another name for a hangover. Works very nicely when you have been out drinking until 2am and have to call in sick for work the next day. You can simply say you have "the flu". You can leave out the "bar" part.

Example: Warner: "sorry, mike. I can't come to work today"

Mike: "ok"

Mike: "Josh, Warner called in sick...says she has

the flu"

Josh: "Yeah....BAR flu."

Warner: "sorry, mike. I can't come to work today"
Mike: "ok"
Mike: "Josh, Warner called in sick...says she has

the flu"
Josh: "Yeah....BAR flu."

by Dr. Joshstein January 06, 2012


Jade Flu

When a non-Asian person is attracted sexually to an Asian person.

John has jade flu, can't get enough of that Asian pussy.

by Thanatos454 December 12, 2010


Osaka flu

Simpsons episode marge in chains season 4 1993. Thought to be prediction for covid last year. Untrue.

The osaka flu is not covid!

by DonW15 January 01, 2021


Turducken Flu

The latest strain of influenza, with a little Swine Flu, Avian Flu, and Human Flu all thrown in ... you get a piece of everything ... just like turducken (the holiday melange of a chick stuffed in a duck, which is then stuffed in a turkey). Sliced just right, you get a piece of everything.

"I thought it was the regular flu, but my hair hurts. I think it's the Turducken Flu."

by Robik April 26, 2009


wine flu

result of a woman drinking way too much wine. Leads to a miserable whining sow the next morning!

What happened to your missus gav? She looks like shit this morning and hasn't stopped whining!

Yep, she has wine flu - drank 3 bottles of red last night!

by gammagav July 15, 2009


Swine Flu

When your friend goes home with a fat chick from the bar.

Dude, I think Jeff caught the swine flu last night. That bi*ch was HUGE.

by Horse Cack October 01, 2009


Swine Flu

The H1N1 virus aka pig flu and the center of cold jokes among you and your idiotic friends.

A: *cough*

B: swine flu!

a: v_v *slap*

by Mamma Luigi November 08, 2009