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A brilliant pun made by a University of Pennsylvania UA Wharton Representative Candidate in Spring 2011 that refers to the amazing job she'll do on the UA. Working for increased student involvement in PSG, interculturalism, and collaboration between student organizations, I know who I'll be voting for.
That ham job girl has such great ideas for the UA!
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Invented by Soviet General Georgi Zhukov in 1944, this amazing technique was used by the Red Army to pummel the Nazi war machine into submission by tossing ham into German-held towns and trenches. Tossed by an expert ham-thrower, an average flying piece of ham travels at an average of 76 mph. The end result is a massive pile of blood, brains, and gibs. Often fired from Artilley or by a soldier himself, ham has and now will forever be used as a monstrous weapon of war.
KID:*insert long paragraph here* Dammit! German forces have us outnumbered! What should we do?
YOU:Throw ham!
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Used to describe an attractive individual, particularly a woman.
See Megan over there? Now that is one fine ham sammich.
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To "moon" or show your bare ass to someone while pressing the ass up against glass.
Jamie decided he was going to press ham on the window at the local Mc Donald's and all the cheerleaders screamed.
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a vagina, the orifice in which you insert your sausage
Her ham pocket is oosing a green fluid, I think she may have an infected ham pocket
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When you can fit a man's entire package ( balls and penis ) in a mouth
"I heard Manuel gave Jose the ham basket last night..and still had room to move around"
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A physical attack by which a proportionately larger female drops the mid thigh region on the head or collar-bone (usually occuring during intercourse with a smaller male at which time he cannot assist in the support of the appendages weight). This technique is almost always performed by a Sea Donkey, and is most always fatal.
"So im getting down on this chick, and her leg slips out of my hand! girl ham hawked me right in the shoulder, cracked my collar bone in three spots!"
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