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A condition where your hands become really sticky, as if someone smeared jam on them like your hands were a piece of toast, and you need to get germ-x to get rid of it
Kelly(searching through her stuff)- WHERE'S MY GERM-X?! My jam hands are so bad right now!
A lame person that leaves you hanging at the last minute by removing themselves from the plan.
Doug is not going to the strippers with us. He is a jam tart.
when a female performs felatio ( blow job ) and the male performs cunnilingus whilst the women is on her menstrual cycle (licling out while on ) at the point of joint ejaculation they embrace in a kiss producing love jam.
dave: "am ready to blow"
Pippa: "lets make love jam"
The act in which several men try to insert thier penis' into one womans anus. There may be as many penis' as can be rammed up there, however is blood occurs that might be enough...
Friends may be involved but this may be wierd...
"dude that girl had a massive Traffic Jam last night... i heard there was 8!"
or
"The Traffic Jam i was in last night was epic!"
Large glasses with thick lenses, often considered nerdy or geeky. Sometimes referred to as coke bottles.
Cool Kid 1: Eugh, look at that dweeb with the jam jars.
Cool Kid 2: Gag me. I wouldn't be caught dead wearing those.
The substance that forms in the area where your nutsack and thigh meet after you haven't showered in a while.
My nut jam smelled like buttered toast yesterday.
The annual university-hosted block party that occurs on the Minnesota Twin-Cities campus. Celebrated by the fellowship of good friends and the consumption of cheap beer, university residents and alumni come together for this week-long event that includes but is not limited to: excessive drinking, fires, police, riots, tear gas, rubber bullets, dudes falling over on their bicycles, and putting UW-Madison's "Mifflin Street block party" to shame.
"Hey Mom, can you cover my bail so i can get out of jail? I was at Spring Jam last night."
"We got spring jammed SO hard last night."
"Dude, check out this awesome bruise I got from a rubber bullet during Spring Jam."