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Something you should never use as a lubricant when jacking off.
Sandra: My brother is such a retard.
Kelly: Oh yeah? What'd he do this time?
Sandra: He wanted to jack off to hentai but he had nothing to use as a lubricant. So he grabbed a bottle of Germ-X and used it. He screamed really loud and I just laughed.
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Brand of sanitizer used for hand-washing to decrease bacteria on the skin. *Effective at eliminating over 99.99% of many common harmful germs and bacteria in as little as 15 seconds. Special moisturizes leave hands smooth.
Can be a great substitute for when soap and water are not within reach.
Yo, Jimmy! My hands are all sticky after I fondled. Gimme some o' that Germ-X!!
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1)Something you use to clean the inside of the computer
2)A drink common to have at school for lunch.
1)I use germ-x to get rid of the dust in my computer tower.
2)I drank germ-x for my lunch
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1)Something you use to clean the inside of the computer
2)A drink common to have at school for lunch.
1)I use germ-x to get rid of the dust in my computer tower.
2)I drank germ-x for my lunch
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When an emo needs lube so he can get it on with another emo.
The emo kid rubbed his nub with germ x lube
A way to inform someone that a liquid on a table is just hand sanitizer. (Not to be confused with the phrase "you're an idiot")
A pregnant woman offers someone a towel to clean up " whatever is on the table." Someone else harmlessly replies: "It's Germ-x," and then gets sent to vice principal's office, where he is then sent to ISD for the rest of the day.
A fast and fun way of saying “99.99%”.
Coined from the “Germ-X” claim: “Effective at eliminating 99.99% of many common harmful germs and bacteria in as little is 15 seconds.”
I may not have finished it, but I at least got a Germ-X Percent done.