Force job

Force job

1.When a Jedi (hopefully a girl!) stimulates a man's penis with the power of the force until the man ejaculates.

2.What Darth Vader does to Storm Troopers once he turned gay.

3.The most important move a female Padawan should know.

4.The coolest and most stylish way a Jedi can use to jack off.

I got a little piece of heaven last night when i got a force job while driving from my girlfriend who was the backseat of my car.

If Anakin Skywalker got Force jobs he wouldn't turn to the Dark Side.

When her boyfriend gets horny she gives him a force job causing him to hum and moan in ecstasy until he begins to cum everywhere.The force is strong with her.

'The force is strong with this one, ask her to give me a force job at once !' ~ Obi Wan Kenobi to Master Yoda

'Search your feelings young female Jedi, deep down you know you want to give me a force job.'~ Me to a ravishingly sexy female Jedi.

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monk job

A Monk Job is oral sex performed using only the tongue, circling round the edge of the head of the Penis, as if one was licking a mediaeval monk's haircut.

Monk: She gave me a monk job, it felt as if she was piping it into my haircut

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Cory Job

To screw someone over by leaving them in a time of crisis or need.

Me: Man, we've got a lot of work to get done before the deadline.

You: I quit.

Me: DON'T CORY JOB ME!

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Ping Job

A ping job is the act hitting someone in the back of the neck when something stupid is said or done.

A father is teaching his son how to drive when the son suddenly makes a wrong turn. The father hits the son in the back of the neck also known as a ping job.

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rust job

When you or you partner shit's all over their hands. Then using the shit or crap as lubricant. Then you may apply this lubricant around you or your partners privates.

Damn she gave me a nasty rust job last night.

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Brazilian Job

A wax job which involves the removal of all pubic hair- mostly done by women.

''Did you get a brazilian job?''
''Yeah, it hurt like hell, but now im all smooth down there... ;) ''

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lawn job

fuckin up someone's front lawn with your car.

I gave that stupid bitch teacher a lawn job for failing me.

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