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The prizes that your pets leave in the yard when they drop a deuce. Often you may not see them right away if you are not watching your pet do their duty. If you find the land mines, your shoes are likely destroyed.
Person: I need to take the dog outside for a walk in the yard.
Spouse: ok be careful, he planted several land mines in the yard earlier.
This is were you get your female spouse to eat Taco Bell for breakfast, lunch, and dinner then you get her into the bed and you pop a whole box of laxatives in her mouth then you stick your dick into her ass and keep thrusting it in and out of her ass until she explodes shit all over your dick resembling the explosion of a landline
Dude that Land mine gave me stank dick for weeks
'Bro, I just gave a Land mine a foot job and it came on my leg."
The sexual act of mouth to breast contact lasting beyond a normal duration of time customary during sexual activity.
I met this mom at a sushi joint in Wuhan. She let me take her home and I spent most of the night mining TITCoin.
The act of digging up a month or more old corpse for the purpose of consumption. Usually performed by Teen aged Goth girls and their morbidly obese 25+ year old boyfriends that probably shouldn't be around children.
"Hey Joe, wanna go Jerky Mining?"
"Went Jerky Mining with the cybergoth crew, we even took photos of us kissing the body for Insta!"
"I saw some of those goth freaks carrying something wrapped in a sheet near the graveyard, I think they went Jerky Mining"
When a person, usually a Youtuber, plays Minecraft and switches into creative mode and gets more loot. It is typically unrealistic but some intelligent people make like 5 Iron Ingots or 2 Diamonds every time they go Off-Camera Mining.
Other times, people go Off-Camera Mining in the overworld but somehow get an entire stack of ancient debris without even lighting a nether portal.
Temple-Rubber: "Did you see that new Benjamin Earthmover MC video?"
Intellectual: "No! It's full of Off-Camera Mining and he doesn't even try to make it make sense."