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The first American means to expediently deliver the mail during the course of this country's Westward-Expansion(in which point the most important mail was being brandied-about like chattel w the hope of IT being received & implemented by some or all of it's recipients (who were already in debt (implicitly)
If you're paying Cost of Supervision to an Office collecting urine, the Pony-Express is likely already in your head w America's own storied-past also still in your head (& waiting to be told)
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The ack of gently plowing a classy sluts honey pot from behind while she is blind folded. Then pulling the blind fold off abruptly only to nut in her eyes. She will then react by yelling nay nay!!!
Doggy style is for beginners. I gave my bestist girl, Beverly, the blind pony last night, she loved it. Now I know she's a keeper!
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Writing in mainly symbols. Used almost only by females to show a feeling of excitement. This kind of writing can be difficult to read. It's a preppy version of ghetto talk.
Dayyyyyummm, I can't read any of this Pony Talk.
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A very uncool person; too ugly to be a geek, too stupid to be a nerd. A very gullible, irritating individual. One who dresses like and listens to Barry Manilow. Dances like a galloping pony, hence the name.
Did you see that pony with the polyester pants?
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A game played by two men utilizing urinals, where one man declares that Butt Pony will be played, and subsequently both men must melee each other to be the first to jam a paper towel tube in between the crotch of the other man's pants whilst they are both urinating. The first man to stop urinating loses.
"Man, gotta pee?"
"Yes."
"Ahhhh...."
"...Hey Steve, I declare Butt Pony!"
"Owww....my colon...."
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The sexual act of holding your partners wrists behind her as you preform 'doggie style' sex and lowering her up and down your shaft, building up speed.
I told my girlfriend I was going to give her a Shetland Pony for her Birthday and she got very excited.
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