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An activity mostly done Saturdays by city people, forced to step over and sideswipe tourists and weekend visitors who don't know or disrespect city street rules. Especially brutal when you are in a rush.
*walking on a usually normal city street now packed with strollers, window shoppers, tourists groups taking up the sidewalk, etc.*
"We gonna have to do some urban parkour to get around this."
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Linguistic derivative : Rube - A simplistic country person
Origin of Concept - Descended from the archetype of the yuppie, an urban rube is a person with a simplistic and narrow minded outlook that is open to only to a very narrow range of ideas that are labeled "openminded."
Although the great majority of these people are living in urban settings this mentality is not restricted to the cities it can and does exist beyond through the influence of the media.
They tend to be university "educated" and subscribe to trendy culture and idealistic social movements. These qualities are not prerequisites to the title however. Urban rubism is polymorphic social phenomenon that continues to branch into new areas of society.
2. The phenomenon of the urban rube has gone beyond its original scope is often seen to manifest itself in a variety of subcultures and often crosses socioeconomic strata from street level thugs to midlevel businessmen.
Warning - Approach intellectual discussions with caution if you are a free thinker as they are known for their fervent defense of their mainstream ideologies. They are often typified as having a world view that only encompasses the breadth needed to survive in the modern metropolises.
Urban Rube Examples
Girl 1 : "Why didn't you guys come to the PETA demonstration last night? We rubbed salt and balsamic vinegar in our eyes to protest animal abuse! See.. I am still squinting!"
Guy 1 : "I forgot I was watching the MTV Awards last night."
Girl 2 : "Uhh, I like... had to get my nails done... then like, Sandra called. She was like, 'hey girrrl' and I was like..." the groups attention shifts as she trails off into a trivial recital of the absurdly useless conversation.
Guy 2 : "Yeah, yeah, I was chillin with ma crew down on 5 st. We was sippin on some 40's of Ole'E and dicussin the ills of society and shit..."
A passerby : "fuckin Urban Rubes..."
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The cutest, sweetes guy known to man. T-I-M U-R-B-A-N
American Idol Contestant
HIS SMILE MAKES GIRLS FAINT :)
Hair flick ;)
Simon called him pointless but so what?!
Example 1
Tim Urban: *smiles*
An intelligent girl who's in love with him like me: *faint then comes back alive*
Tim Urban: *hair flick*
An intelligent girl who's in love with him like me: *faint*
Example 2
Simon Cowell: You're pointless
Tim Urban: *smiles*
Simon Cowell: You're pointless
Tim Urban: *smiles*
Simon Cowell: =.=
Tim Urban: *smiles*
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When someone says a word should go on urban dictionary jokingly and some asshole steals their idea and puts said word on urban dictionary
Jeff: That's going on urban dictionary haha.
Thief: Haha yeah. (thinks to self) Holy shit he's right! Might have to become an urban thief tonight
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Originally used to find meanings of everything (ex. Advanced, Cliche, Paranormal, Synopsis) but now a place where everybody dump their meanings for words.
Ex: Old UrbanDictionary
Define: Extraordinary
Results:
1.
very unusual or remarkable.
"the extraordinary plumage of the male"
synonyms: remarkable, exceptional, amazing, astonishing, astounding, marvellous, wonderful, sensational, stunning, incredible, unbelievable, miraculous, phenomenal, prodigious, spectacular; More
2.
(of a meeting) specially convened.
"an extraordinary session of the Congress"
Ex: New UrbanDictionary
Define: Extraordinary
Results:
1. Something so awesome it makes you explode
"Man that gold is so extraordinary!"
2. A big fat piece of idiots.
"YOUR SO EXTORDINARY WHY DID I SPELL IT WRONG"
Son: "I will learn the meaning of..... Irrelevant!"
*searches Irrelevant meaning*
Son: Yes, Urban Dictionary!
*Urban Dictionary's top meaning for Irrelevant*
1. Not needed and also a place to die lolololo
"Wait your Irrelevant <3"
*shows a bad pic*
Son: AAARGHHH
Dad: OMG SON YOU'RE GROUNDED
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A person that lives in the city, whether it be big or small, or elsewhere that is not on the open sea, that partakes in the ritual of stealing anything he can get his hands on.
In the plural sense, a band of urban pirates may go and steal things because they are bored, not just because it makes them feel good.
John: I'm bored.
Kyle: Me too.
Sarah: Me too.
John: Let's go steal something!
All: Okay! *Urban pirates get up and leave their dwelling to plunder a street sign, rum, or whatever else may look appealing to them at the time*
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People who spend all their time on Urban Dictionary
Jeff and Rob didnt go to the club last night cuz they're urban dicks.
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