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Another name for the dreaded summertime pest, the mosquito.
You wouldn't believe all of the Vampire Bugs that were by the lake last night! I know at least one of them had to have been named Edward Cullen.
when you sneeze on your period
I'd be having the vampire blast over here ,if u bring the cat over ,you know um allergic to them
A Mexican who is too white for their race
Oh look at that Mexican vampire
When a girl is on her period you eat her out then french kiss into her mouth
i just gave mary a vampire surprise
A fetus. A collection of cells sucking nutrients out of it's host, and the umbilical cord (belly button) is essentially both your mouth and anus, just like a jellyfish. Thus vampire jellyfish.
The baby is at that vampire jellyfish stage, we don't really know what it is it's just the blood sucker.
When you pull out of a girl and you find blood on your dick.
OMG BECKY! You didn't tell me it was your time of the month. There's Vampire Lube on my dick!
A “vampire pen” is slang or code for a needle or syringe that one would use to get blood return from your vein.
I ordered 200 boxes of “vampire pens” from the needle exchange. My mom uses “vampire pens” every day for her insulin. My friend uses “vampire pens” to administer testosterone