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it is rare person who does so, but some people take a note of how many times they wank
Shit, my parents are coming and I haven't taken down my wank chart.
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The act of attempting to lure a member of the opposite sex through online flirting (winking) to observe oneself masterbating (wanking) on a public webcam. While conceivably possible for both males and females, this typically refers to men in chat rooms who, being unable to touch a vagina through normal channels, beg, bargain, and plead with women to watch them jerk off. The worst fear (and incidentally most likely outcome) of wink wankers is to be observed by gay men due to latent homophobia and small reserves of self confidence.
69U_know_u_wantthis69: show for the ladies here, no dudes! hey ginger, what's your ychat????
|x|Ginger|x|: read the rules, asshole! no wink wanking in here!!!
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When you shit on a dude's dick and then wank him off gettin the smell everywhere.
That bitch smells like she just gave a Stanky Wank.
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A masturbation session occuring after a heavy drinking session. Usually involving alot of noise, sweat and watching the same part of a porno over and over again.
Man i cant wait to get home and have me a drunk wank.
A-Man im so pissed i didnt pull tonite
B-Ah just have a drunk wank mate
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a jizz stain on clothes or furniture
Mike Carson's three shirts are full of wank stains
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To 'beat the meat' within seconds of ejaculation, then stopping. Enjoy the feeling for a while. Wait for the feeling to stop, then beat until you are within seconds of blowing again. Repeat for a good few hours, then while you do finally blow your load, it will feel a million times better than any wank, blowjob, fuck or sheep shagging.
Well recommended.
*ring ring*
Man 1: Hello?
Man 2: Alright dude?
Man 1: Fuck off, I'm having a wank.
Man 2: Fair play, I'll call you back in 5 then?
Man 1: No. I'm having a power wank...
Man 2: A who wank?
Man 1: *sigh* Just call me back in 3 hours.
Man 2: 3 HOURS?!
*Dial Tone*
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When a man goes out drinking and becomes aroused but cannot convince a woman to pleasure him, he goes home to masturbate and finds that his penis is flaccid. He then "battles" his dick until it gets just hard enough to come.
Pete went out last night and was chatting up a hot chick, but she was having none of it so he had to go home for a battle wank.
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