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Whoh-keesh! (Sound of cracking of bullwhip whenever a guy does what his woman tells him to)
Don't surprise me that he's so pussy whipped, being that he's so damn submissive to his girl!
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a really sweet thing to put on
1)ice cream
2)cake
3)your man
Put some whipped cream on me baby
Yes, sir!
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to have your testicles in a jar and in the possession of a female who requires you to check-in constantly to verify she still has possession. Guys night out is OUT of the question.
Jeremy Roskovensky is more pussy-whipped than any man I have ever met.
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When your bitch has your balls in a vice grip. You lose all sense of self and do whatever your girl wants for a chance at getting some pussy.
"Dude have you seen Alex? He is so pussy whipped. he ditched us just to go shopping with that whore, gigabowser!"
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To document an action or activity without actually performing the action or witnessing the activity.
Architect: I needed a retaining wall design so I just paper-whipped it with copy from another job.
Nuclear Technician 1: Hey, my geiger counter is broken and I need to fill out this report for the NRC, what am I gonna do?
Nuclear Technician 2; No problem, the readings were 17, 12 and 5 - all well within limits and believable. That's what you call a good old-fashioned paper-whippin', now let's go get us some liquor.
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A sexual "position" in which the man is giving the woman anal sex, then quickly pulls out, flips the woman around, and whips her in the face with his penis.
"Kevi likes to shitty whip his wife."
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A friend you wanted to hang out with that night ditches you to hangout with his new girlfriend. Bros before hoes
Always comes crawling back to his buddies when the relationship is over
Dude 1: hey man want to come over and drink a few beers and watch the game?
Dude 2: sure, I'm at the girls house right now. but im coming over im a minute.
NEXT DAY
Dude 1: What happend man, I had to drink the 24 by myself and passed out.
Dude 2: man she wouldn't let me leave, said I had to watch CSI with her
Dude 1: You pussy whipped bitch
Dude 2: I am not, you just jealous I have a girlfriend
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