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When your going for a piss and shut starts shooting out in small lumps.
You: “Ahhh what a nice sleep I had time to drain the snake, fucking hell there’s shit coming out my penis. Owwww it hurts so bad that head was next level babe you making me shit penis god damn.”
When you're girl asks you to "water her plants"... but you know what she means....
Gf: "Babe you're gonna water my plants right?"
Me: "I can get it bareback now?"
Gf: no.
That's a penis fly-trap!
The act when a woman wraps her legs around the man so he can't escape while doing missionary.
Damn our sex was so god that she hit me with the "penis fly trap".
Quite possibly the best slang word for ones vagina.
I was talking to him and all of a sudden he asked to see my penis fly trap!
a penis that opens its urethra waiting patiently until snapping it closed on a fly
hey whats that
its my penis flytrap
cool can i suck it?
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A girl can trick any man into hooking up with her, even if she is not very attractive. She is at her strongest when alcohol is present within the enviorment.
Doug: Noooo way man you didnt hook up with her again?
Garret: Man that ho be a penis fly trap!
Nicole is a Penis-Fly Trap, she catches almost as much dick as she does flies with that stanky ole cooter.