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the stinkiest band of all time. fans are called fartists. listen to them on most streaming platforms.
did you hear the new Trash Fart album? It was so funny I shit my pants
A classic line to woo a woman, meaning that you would do whatever it takes to be close to her.
John saw her from across the room, she was beautiful, he wanted to know her. He downed a vodka and coke and casually made his way over to the bar to order another. "Voda and coke please" he said to the barman. He took a silent but deep breath. "I've been watching you all evening and I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts." She smiled, and said "come on then lets go to the bathroom"
When you do something thinking it's going to be good, funny, or helpful and it all blows up in your face.
Dave literally let rip on Ross's shoulder at lunchtime and ended up getting his sandwiches chucked out of the window.
"Well that didn't quite go as planned, that was a literal case of farting on the weedgie."
When you accidentally secrete fecal matter, during a fart, that has a chewy texture.
When I was eating pussy, she let a chewy fart slip out.
A fart that smells so good you could eat it
My juatnket the best chewy fart.
1. The official language of someone who talks shit.
2. When someone with rancid breath is talking to close to your face.
His illogical fart speak was enhanced by his disgusting rancid fart speak.
Raw Fart
When you fart so raw that Gordon Ramsey has to come in the bathroom to bitch-slap you off the toilet and yell “THATS’S SO FOCKING RAW”
Casual person: Ew, that smells like a raw fart
Gordon Ramsey: ITS SO FUCKING RAW