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A less explicit version of "You couldn't catch herpes in a whorehouse!" It means that no matter how hard they try, no one will be able to catch anything.
While a pack of dogs chased a cat, the cat insulted them by saying, "You couldn't catch chicken pox in a henhouse!"
To be a forest is to have a hairy pussy or dick. To be a chicken is to be smooth down low.
Are you a forest or a chicken?
A Big Mac, but chicken edition
A shortcut into getting a heart attack
Also supposedly hella fucking good
Wanna go to McDonald’s
Sure, I’ll get a chicken Big Mac
The Raptor Chicken, while appearing to be disfigured, moves forward with a continuous stream of unintelligible noises that are reminiscent of a mix between a dying bird and a lost yak. It is my pleasure to indicate my approval of this fascinating creature.
"AAAAHHHEEEEEERHHHQQQEHHHHH EHHHHAAAHHHHHHEEEHAHHH!!" screamed The Raptor Chicken.
National chicken sandwich day is when you make yourself a chicken sandwich or order it from any place that has chicken sandwiches to celebrate the day august 14th
oh man..! it’s national chicken sandwich day! Let me order a chicken sandwich off of chick fil a
The brown chicken died of asphyxiations as the brown cow ran away with his bucks.
Another dead brown chicken. Too bad.
the microsoft chicken means the chicken works on microsoft headqaurters...