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Penitentiary term. When returning from commissary on a hot Summer’s day, you get tired of waiting on the Officer to let you back in the unit, so you pull down your bromo’s pants, grab that sweet meat, and give it the ole’ Tucson Hand-Shake until the Control Room Officer sees you on camera and calls a code.
Inmate 1: Man how long you been waiting?
Inmate 2: Damn near 30 minutes!
Inmate 1: Fuck that, it’s time for a Tucson Double-Tap!
Double excel toilet paper is as it states, toilet paper. Although, it excels the normal height of your regular toilet paper and has twice the wiping power. With the environment we currently live in, it is an essential item and you are considered a peasant without one.
Person 1: Dang we ran out of toilet paper!
Person 2: Don't worry! We still have some double excel toilet paper . With twice the wiping power!
#Double Excel Toilet Paper#coronavirus #toiletpaper #doubleexcel
#extremewipingpower #poop #toilet #Tiktok
To hit a person in the face with Taco Bell's Double Decker Taco.
Man, did you see that guy get hit with a corn shell taco that's also wrapped with beans in a flour tortilla!!! That fool got his ass Double Decked!!!
when you eat a crispy juicy tender
person 1: hey, wanna go to mcdonalds for a double tender fuck
person 2: crispy juicy tender i fucked a transgender
When the week feels extremely long and and feels as if Thursday should’ve been, or felt like a Friday, giving you a Double Friday
“UGHhhh, I can’t believe it’s only Thursday it feels like a Friday. I’m gonna have a double Friday.”
When you turn someones bag inside out 'nugget' then you poo inside their bag, making it a 'double nugget'
Oi bro I just double nuggeted aiden berenger's bag. lol
When a lady has a nice and plump set of coochie lips.
Yo , have you seen Ashley’s double nugget in those tik tok shorts? It was nice as fuck!