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A school where you'll be hated if you're one of the following: Non-white, Democrat, from the East Coast, a Minority, LGBTQ, Poor, Anti-Trump, or for wearing masks. The school consists of rich white bratty trump supporters who tp your house if you piss them off. If you're decent looking, you'll be sexually harassed. If you're ugly, you'll be bullied. If you're not white, then you'll be bullied even harder. Not a great school to go to AT ALL.
Oh I dropped my kids off at Oak Ridge High School, I saw them waving confederate flags!
Come sell your soul to the best all girls Catholic high school in Philly! Naz is represented by our awesome mascot, the mutant panda that bas fangs because it's very scary and intimidating. Eat amazing cafeteria food! Marvel at the varying temperatures throughout the school-be freezing in one room and melting in the next! Come to the second floor to be haunted by nuns! In the music department, be gaslit or bribed into playing an instrument! Have fun in art class! Naz truly has it all!
Person 1: does that girl go to Nazareth Academy High School?
Person 2: yeah it's so much better than Villa
A bunch of country hicks that just drink, do drugs and want to get laid because there is nothing else better to do out in North Collins
Let’s go party at the North Collins High School
A high school in the middle of nowhere. Our school is filled with rednecks, wanna be anime stars, and everything in between.
We are so-so at football, and we have this thing called LBJ against Boiling Springs but we lose almost every year - but hey, car smash! Better than winning a tournament over our rivals!
So, yeah, there’s Big Spring for yah. Actually, I was being too harsh in the beginning; there are actually some people who have potential but others, oh no. And I was being harsh about the LBJ - to Boiling Springs. They win like every year.
Also, Morgan Mickle, who’s TikTok famous, goes there, so that’s cool. And, were in the same state as The Office. Getting in relationships basically counts on your ‘swag’ and ‘drip.’ So if you wear a hat backwards or wear a shirt with freakin’ roses on it, like Vans, and your a boy, your basically guaranteed a girlfriend. Unless your in a REAL relationship. Are other sports teams are actually very, very good though. Our principal, Mrs. someone (idk her name lol, she’s like unnoticeable), is very kewl and interesting.
So yeah. BSHS. Incredible stuff.
I go to Big Spring High School every day.
A school comprising of affluent students from Aurora. It’s run by cocaine-fueled hoes and trust-fund bros. Their parties are okay, but everyone knows Regis parties are way better.
Kid: I go to Cherokee Trail High School, hbu?
Other kid: Damn bro that sucks, I go to Regis.
Williamsville East High School is a school where all of the students' families are millionaires, and the entire student body is composed of white and asian people. Due to the massive budget East gets every year, it has been able to afford to tear down its walls. The students of East are rich, so instead of doing crack cocaine like at South High School, or heroin at North High School, they can instead vape in the bathrooms, which also have no walls.
Person 1: We've arrived at my school, Williamsville East High School!
Person 2: This is just a pile of desks in the middle of a pond! Where is the school?
Person 1: *stares blankly into space*
high school in hick town; hillbilly hell; where you can buy your weed and contract genital herpes at the same time while on the bleachers; you don't have a big truck or small penis? we don't want you here. all of us are fake, white trash, and need to find a bible. nicotine and football are our best features
Oh you go to eastern randolph high school? my 7 year old had an affair with one of the teachers there