The name given to a highly-prestigious, by-invitation-only club - The Mickle Club - which is an organization of select individuals dedicated to spending all of their time and energy admiring and praising all that is great about this world
Hey guys, you might not believe this, but I finally made it into the Mickle Club!
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Mickl is a fat guy who is balding in the head and has never had a girlfriend. Although his life is shitty, he still manages to have some pretty dank memes.
"You see mickl? i wanna be his boyfriend"
" no man thats gay"
to totally have the shit stomped out of you literally or figuratively.
Hey. you see that f00l with the scabs on his head. He tried stepping to me to the other day but I totally mickled his ass sicc.
You know when you meet some crazy girls online and they insist you eat a pickle and drink chocolate milk after in order to aid sleep.
Yo weβre totally gonna mickle it up rn
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The oblong piece of plastic that is sometimes found in the handle of a gallon of milk. They are considered lucky by some human tribes and collected to increase their odds to win the lottery.
I got all the way home with the groceries and found a mickle still stuck to my milk.
I saw a gypsy at 7-11 buying lotto tickets with a mickle in their left hand.
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Middle Aged Couple; usually found at concerts like Disturbed, Default, Godsmack or System of a Down. Usually try to "punk it out" with the kids, but fail miserably when assimilated into a moshpit and forced to flee under a hail of teenagers.
Mrs. Mickle: Whoo! isn't this fun, George!" * waves hands and dances to a metal drum solo *
Mr. Mickle: Yeah, this is amazing! what a righteous band!
Mrs. Mickle: Wait! what are those people doing? Oh no! they're heading straight for us!
Mr. Mickle: Run! Save yours- * is crushed *
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