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Blue Anon

A loosely organized network of Democrap voters, politicians, and media personalities who spread left-wing conspiracy theories such as the Russia Hoax, Jussie Smollet hoax, Ukraine hoax, Covington Kids hoax, and Brett Kavanaugh hoax. Blue Anon adherents fervently believe that right-wing extremists are going to storm Capitol Hill any day now and “remove” lawmakers from office, hence the need for the deployment of thousands of National Guard at the U.S. Capitol. On an unrelated note, Blue Anon was the first term (before I revived it) Urban Dictionary blue-penciled because they are woebegone, mental, and melodramatic hypocrites and CCP-inspired aficionados.

Hey, did you see that brave Democrat sitting on the Capitol Steps on March 5 to “send a message to QAnon?

“Uh, yeah that was Blue Anon, ya.”

by Girls ❤️ shafts March 07, 2021


Trans Atlantic blue ocean

When a naked guy and girl are attached to two boats and are going 60mph at each other. Before they die the shaft will be inserted into the coin slot. This act last only for 0.63 seconds

On a remote stretch of turbulent ocean, two small boats faced each other, adrift but accelerating toward an inevitable collision. Strapped to these boats, their wrists bound tightly to the rusted metal frames, were a man and a woman. The cold spray of the ocean stung their faces as they both struggled, their eyes wide with excitement .

The man, David, was in his mid-thirties, his dark hair plastered to his forehead, and his breath coming in short, desperate bursts. He pulled against the restraints, his muscles straining, but the ropes held fast. He looked up across the crashing waves, and through the haze of saltwater and mist, he could make out the woman on the other boat.

Her name was Melissa. She had striking green eyes and short blonde hair, now damp and tangled. She was younger than David by a few years, her face pale, lips trembling. She, too, fought the ropes, twisting and kicking, but like David, she was helpless. The boats, caught in the same current, drifted faster toward each other with every passing second.

he knew the impact would be devastating for her ass

Before the boats smashed together, David inserted it in for 0.63 seconds before both meeting their demise.
Trans Atlantic blue ocean

by Lexington’s adventures October 14, 2024


blue heeler

One whose heel is blue from eith brusing or lack of circulation.

You are a blue heeler.

by ABDL2023 July 31, 2023


blue-hoodie

use this word to refer any kids that wearing blue hoodie or act like a blue hoodie and is riding on bicycle while yelling at you: “why you swear at me!!!”

guy: *is walking*
some kid: your family is going to die
guy: this kid is such a blue-hoodie, but he on a fucking scooter instead

by guywearingyankeehat1 October 17, 2022


nebraskan car blue

When the testicles of a farm animal turn blue

This cow got a Nebraskan car blue

by Jommyg November 29, 2015


blue office

A dumb ass programm for generating cancer. Often in use for the word aids.

person1: Fuck, it's Friday, do you already did your daily cancer?
person2: do you mean blue office? nah, i did'nt

by urbanair November 06, 2017


dewia blues

fear of blue jello

Dr. Dewings weird ass has the dewia blues.

by trillywilly September 18, 2016