Go Connecticut Chimp On Your Ass

To go completely ape shit on someone's ass.To beat them within an inch of there life. To show no mercy. To rip off your face and eat it.

Dude 1: Man your such a faggot!

Dude 2: Call me a faggot one more time and I swear I'll Go Connecticut Chimp On Your Ass.

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Go home and kick the dog

An expression used to alleviate your anger when referring to democrats screwing up your country.. used as comedic relief

Those terrorists are settin up there very own campground on American soil. That just really makes me want to go home and kick the dog

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I'm going to get you blacklisted

What a bunch of dumb ass military and military dependapotamuses say to businesses when you don't bend over and give them what they want when they are wrong.

Something that you hear a million times a day if you work in customer service around military people.

Upon moving out of your apartment, you get charged to clean it when you move out. (Because you didn't clean it) HOW DARE THEY! Don't they know that you're in the military???? So you march into their office and let them know that they are totally unprofessional, stupid and fat. And you tell them "I'm going to the Garrison and I'm toing to get you blacklisted"

You eat out at a restaurant and they don't offer a military discount. HOW DARE THEY! Don't they know that you're in the military????? So you refuse to pay your bill and instead yell at the busboy (who has absolutely NO say in their policy) "I'm going to get you blacklisted"

You come home from a deployment and purchase a $40,000 vehicle, even though you only make $22,000 per year. You don't make any but the first two payments and the repo man comes to pick up your ride. HOW DARE THEY! Don't they know that you're in the military????? So you threaten the tow truck driver with your Glock and tell him "I'm going to get you blacklisted"

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Let's go make babies upstairs

-Petgasys
Definition made by Vunt

In minecraft Let's go make babies upstairs

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Oh ye go slower boi

(In Accordance To Randolph) The primary term used in the JOI category of porn.

Knowledge"W-w-wait so what's the video? "
Randolph" Its like them talking to you"
Knowledge"So what do they say? "
Randolph" Oh ye go slower boi"

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how far would I go

"how far would I go" is a super valid question that can rightfully be asked in any challenging situation.
It's purpose is to check all visible and hidden potentials of limitations.

Thinking Subject: "how far would i go?"

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what can possbily go right

Someone who makes a statement and doesn't know how to spell "possibly".

Basically what happened during Order 66 in Star Wars Episode 3 Revenge Of The Sith.
When something is so wrong that nothing could aquatically happen that is good.
The opposite of "What could possbily go wrong"?

literally my god damn life

what can possbily go right

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