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A place on the internet where one defines truthfulness, honesty, and anything real with a sense of falseness.
He typed up the name David on the Urban Dictionary and because hes not him he gets everyone to believe that they are to increase his chances of God changing God's mind in who was chosen as the real David.
The act of making a normal phrase or word into the most sexual, racist, homophobic, sexist, batshit, most fucked up definition you have ever heard
Cookie? Shark? Chicken? Urban Dictionary defines all of these as a sex term.
The website I go to figure out what half of modern slang means
If you don't know what a slang word means, time to check Urban Dictionary
Person A: Whore
Person B: *Laughs*
Me: What does "whore" mean?
Person A: ...
Me: Time to check Urban Dictionary!
A website dedicated to new and old slang word meanings taken too seriously by some for years. Several people don't seem to realize that this isn't a website that is meant to act as an actual dictionary but rather for new and old slang terms alike regardless of sexuality or ridiculousness. That is what makes this website special. When you look up "Shark" chances are most definitions won't be "A long-bodied chiefly marine fish with a cartilaginous skeleton, a prominent dorsal fin, and toothlike scales. Most sharks are predatory, although the largest kinds feed on plankton, and some can grow to a large size." I also doubt it will be "A small Southeast Asian freshwater fish with a tail resembling that of a shark, popular in aquaria." If that is what you are looking for go to a different website or just Google it. Why would you search a definition up on this website and expect or want it to be that? If that is what you want you are stupid. You know what a shark is. You are looking for a reason to complain. It is people like you who ruin fun things.
Me: "He is totally Pussywhipped."
Friend: "What does that mean?"
Me: "when a man loses his testicles to his woman.
All men who wish to have any form of relationship (or just get laid) must be pussywhipped to a certain degree. The minor offenders are never called pussywhipped, only the men who allow their woman to walk all over them and totally control every aspect of their life (even if the woman is not in the smae state at the time).
Friend: "How do you know that?"
Me: "Urban Dictionary."
Hilarious memes and jokes for those in need of them
I like posting on the Urban Dictionary
Btw i'm datonegurl and please check out my definition of GNOC
a bunch of people making up words for virtual points
the phrase fax potato was made up on urban dictionary
Urban Dictionary
The destroyer of true intellect and true the English language. A great big pile of crap!
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