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If your tenant doesn't want a headache again, I will tell my son to walk with his cat feet.
A time when your cat is either floating into the air or talking to you
Yo, dude, I think there's a ghost in my cat, dude
Angry Exclaimation.
HOLY CAT SHIT! Look at that long ass drive thru line!
When an animal lover (in this case a cat) makes sure to erase ALL of the scent of the neighborhood cat because they're scared their "baby" might find out you're cheating.
I PRAY I HAVE ENOUGH TIME TOO TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE "MY BABY" WAKES UP OR SHE MIGHT SMELL MY CAT HOE
Making up holidays for each day starting with Cat Day. Cat Day takes place on the 1st of January and is a day when we all celebrate and appreciate cats. If you have a cat, you must act as his\her slave for the whole day.
"You better respect your cat today bro, it's Cat Day!"
A woman who's been with other women.
Me: "Dude, check her out, she's probably pet a few cats in her day..."
My dude: "Oooh, me-yow... Definitely."
it's a fat cat.. on a red bed..
Me: Fat cat on-
Person: RED BED!
Both of us: fat cat on red bed B)