Gaming is intense but your dickpics are seriosley intense.- Ninja, 2021
The art of wanting to jump out of your window, then claiming you enjoyed it
John: This game is fucking stupid how can you dodge those fucking attacks they aren't even telegraphed
*a week later*
John: Oh I played that game, it was pretty fun, I love gaming
The ultimate heavenly experience for any sigma male who strives to be a greatest gigachad. Also, rumor has it that if you experience this ultimate sport that your broomstick target rate for any asian parent goes up by 1000%.
Person 1: "BRO I'M ABOUT TO ASCEND TO THE NEXT LEVEL!" Person 2: "BRO HOW?!" Person 1: "I'M GOING GAMING! *ASCENDS*"
Gaming(A): The act of training and improving hand eye coordination, and social communication skills. While the outside world looks at you as an anti-social, addicted, unfit, geek and/or nerd with no life.
Gaming(B): The act and use of equipment, i.e. pc or console, to play a video game in a mature manner. Example: Gamer: I'm playing this match to train up my mechanical skill and survivability.
Immature player: I'm going to mess up everyone's game and say stupid stuff to everyone and its going to be fun!
Gamer: I'm gaming to train up my aim and mechanical skill.
Non-Gamer: You've been sitting there for hours. Gaming is so not normal behavior!
Gamer: You want to see what gaming all about? Here you play some.
Non-Gamer: No, I dont want to do whatever it is you're doing because its weird. *Goes and plays Mario Kart for a few hours*
Gaming, Gamed: (Gaming) A piece of equipment used in a sporting event. ( Gamed) A used/ worn garment, accessory, or equipment.
" I am gaming my new 4 iron today at the golf course today"
" I am selling my gamed 4 iron"
In the year 2019 the media defines us a school shooters
"oh look a gamer and he won a gaming compotition
!"
Karen:"No you retard thats a school shooter"