When your cat is laying on you and you can't get up or you'll disturb it.
Me: Hon, could you get me more water, I've been catted.
Hon: OK...wouldn't want to disturb the cat!
catted means to be fucked up. it can be fucked up on drugs or that something is fucked up (looking, sounding)
i smoked so much, i’m catted.
her outfit is so bad, she looks catted.
this guy can not sing, his voice is catted
a way of asking if your friend is gay or not
Kyle: Cats or dogs
Ash: dogs?
Kyle: ofc homo /j
when your girlfriend squeezes your balls, inserts an angry cat inside a sports bag, and starts beating you violently with the bag
I do not want a screaming cat's testicles
He watches AV every day. Once, he searched 'porn' at school and was punished by his teacher. He can transform into a cat with bloody colours. He lives with his cats.
Student A: I like Chester Cat!
Student B: Don't be so 8745
A perpetrator of incest. Fathers having sex with daughters, brothers having sex with brothers and or sisters and vice versa. Etc etc etc
Go away you cat people, I want nothing more to do with you, your not touching me in an untoward manner ever again.
A movie about incest set in New Orleans
when they have sex, they turn into black Panthers.
That movie Cat People really hit the nail on the head about incest, eh?