Cougar Cheese

An older woman's vagina slime.

"Dude I just hooked up with your mom, she has some nasty cougar cheese."

Cheese isle

The part of a store feature cheese (and sometimes other dairy products)

Person 1: we're running low on feta lets go to the cheese isle
Person 2: and if there's milk we should get some of that too

jesus cheese touch

When your pal gives you a cheese touch but from his generation Jesus gave his family tree the cheese touch and it’s been passed on by the family tree onto your pal and he’s now gave you the Jesus cheese touch

Jesus cheese touch “what the fuck is a Jesus cheese touch”it’s a cheese touch started in my family tree from Jesus

Lung Cheese

The mucus build-up that is hacked out during a coughing fit.

*takes hit*
*holds hit*
*coughs uncontrollably*
*loogie flies out*
"Damn lung cheese, gotta cut back on the cancer sticks."

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cheese chiu

A strong independent woman who likes to leave Nadeems behind.
Qualities:
1. Can make a sandwich
2.Can leave you
3. Strong and independent
4.Woman

Damn, Nadeem sure misses his cheese chiu!

Foot Cheese

a fetish of cheese being on feet

Conner: Yo daddy send me some foot cheese

Cheese on his face

Preparing too much/ drawing too much for an inevitable situation that doesn’t happen or happens way later

Harold Camping outlived his prediction of the rapture, and news reporters from all around Colorado came to his house to tell him about the cheese on his face.