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Twiddle monkey

The act of wiggling a foreign object up the male pee hole for pleasure. Usually done to one’s self.

She likes to watch him jerk off while she does the Sunday crossword, but gets annoyed when he goes all twiddle monkey with the pencil eraser she’s using.

by The radio dude November 24, 2021


choking your monkey

Middle school slang for masturbation that is used around teachers so they can't tell what is going on.

Person 1: Yo, Chris, you really need to stop *looks around the room* choking your monkey.
Teacher: Get back to your work or I'll put you in the time out corner!

by Pieman1123 June 3, 2018


Monkey Water

Another word for dog water mostly used by Masteroogway

You're litterally monkey water

by x2 Salz February 1, 2021


Textbook Monkey

Someone who intends to or has completed an academic piece of work or endeavour by memorising information from a textbook, often leading to a shallow understanding of the topic.

"How did you get an A on the exam?"
"I just went over the textbook until I could recite it"
"You're definitely a textbook monkey"

by MFBlu May 2, 2024


immortal monkey

There is a monkey that has a necklace that makes him immortal and if you try to touch him, or the necklace, you will instantly die. The necklace originates from the Aztecs. If you see them, run, and alert local authorities.

Holy shit its the immortal monkey!

by Necklace Hunter December 13, 2021


wheel monkey

A truck driver.

Chad drives a big rig 5 days a week. He's been a wheel monkey for 30 years.

by Petey the Peterbuilt May 2, 2021


Florida Snow Monkey

When you fuck a monkey on the beach.

I gave chink the chimp a Florida Snow Monkey.

by PabloOzuna3219487436543970632 May 15, 2023

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