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If you smell it, you are too close.
I was social farting and the guy next to me did not even blink.
When man of a certain age, 50 plus, is getting up from a chair or sitting down on a chair or picking something up even if it's light... a small fart squeaks out.
My whole family laughed at me when I got up from my chair and farted at the light exertion. I told him it was just an exertion fart!
crackle fart means when you are brain-dead for a split second.
"Oh man I had a 'crackle fart ' moment"
A depressing accident where you are lounging in your living room in only underwear and your let a loud one rip and feel proud of yourself, only to discover the award winning fart included a surprise splattering of feces that soaked through your briefs and onto your tan couch.
“Sylvia ruined my sofa with her stank poop fart. This stain will never come out!”
A fart that happen when you are holding in a poop, creating more of a poop smell rather than a fart smell.
“My eyes started water after I dropped a poop fart, have to go drop the kids off at the park after that one”
when you think its a fart but its a full poop
i think i just made a poop fart in my pants
When a man farts while sitting with his legs closed and the fart is of such magnatude that the air passes upwards past his balls with such force that it racks him.
Dude: "Uuuuggghhh!"
Dude2: "Dude, are you ok?"
Dude: "Man, I just fart racked myself".