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The best Preston roleplay account to exist
Person A: do you have discord friends?
Me: yes I have 'i fucked your mom#6969'
When you're hooking up and she's on her period and it gets all over your balls.
Jim: Did you fuck her?
Tom: Bro It was mom's spaghetti all up in there.
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti
The specimen who is in loveeeeee with Michael. She loves her back shots especially.
Tetos mom wants to fuck michael.
Dude: yo wassup my moms in a gang
Me: oh shit we’ll follow @mymomsinagang on twitch 😂
Me: mum, can i have robux please
mom: no
me:why mom?
mom: no robux for you, until you grow up and you can buy robux
me: mom = made of money
mom: your grounded for 1 year
me: that's what m.o.m. means
mom: your grounded for 20 years
me:i'm 20 years old
mom: don't care = don't ask