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So, you have been involved in a Bloody Doughnut. You put your wiener inside a nasty, disrespected ass V and you woke up with a cherry D. You got a blood dick, bad. Its very bad. You definitely do not want a cherry D. You had sex with a bloody V and got a cherry D. You went home with a girl that was on her period, you fucked her vagina, and got a bunch of filthy, coagulated blood stains on your cock and balls, you nasty son of a bitch.
So, it was about 5am right, and I was hammered as shit, after blue ballin with some bitch, i definitely needed to get my nut on so I called up this slutty ass whore that will fuck anyone at any time. But she neglected to tell me that her pussy was throwing up blood at the time, thus I was left with a dark red Cherry D the next morning. That dirty, disgusting blood cunt.
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A internet symbol for the male genitalia.
Runescape sucks 8===D
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A smiley face with an asshat. It can be taken various ways. Most often used as a happy and silly expression. But other times it can be taken as an offense, calling someone an asshat. Lastly it is sometimes used to make a person feel better about themselves when someone complains at them for something they did.
1. Bill: Dude I won the internetz!
Bobby: 3:D
2. Bill: I cheated with your girlfriend.
Bobby: 3:D
3. Bobby: cheated on my girlfriend? You bastard!
Bill: 3:D
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to defecate in a big way, usually said with urgency
Man, I gotta drop a D, then we can go out.
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The Borg known as Seven of Nine on the Star Trek Voyager TV series. Played by actress Jeri Ryan.
Also called "36 of D" by those who are nearsighted, inexperienced, or don't know a great handful when they see it.
"Hell yeah I'd do 44 of D, I mean Seven of Nine. With or without her Borg gear. Uhhh... do you think it's really true about her metal pussy teeth?"
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1. Substance D is a fictional addictive amphetamine-like psychoactive drug, also known as "Slow Death", "Death" and "D", that is depicted in Philip K. Dick's novel "A Scanner Darkly". It's derived from the fictional flower "Mors ontologica".
2. By extension, Substance D can refer to amphetamine (speed).
"What he sold me as 'candy' actually turned out to be 'Substance D'."
This is a more subtle way to refer to amphetamine in a conversation if you don't want to attract too much attention.
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Cease and Desist
When asshole corporations protective of their trademarks sends the supposed infringer a threatening letter.
Playboy just send me a c&d for running playplaybody.com!
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