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I gave Erica a Dutch Q-tip and the sperm burrowed into her brain.
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What you type when you have searched all of the keyboard combinations on Urban Dictionary and you want to find and original one that you can define yourself
(You failed, by the way)
Michael: You’re not going to be able to find any undefined keyboard combinations of Urban Dictionary
Adam: Oh yeah? I will type “ghfjdkslazpxocivubyntmr,e.w/q”
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Ejaculating into a woman's ear, usually unexpectedly.
Ashley was being a real bitch last night, so while she slept i gave her a Kentucky Q-Tip.
When you use the stylet from your pda or smart-phone to clean the wax out of you ears.
I forgot to clean my ears this morning so I had to use my Digital Q-Tip on the drive into the office.
The most effective method of performing sinonasal irrigation yet invented by mankind; its amazingly simplistic and respectful design attributes help prevent the choking, coughing and aural fullness problems experienced by patients who have ultimately discontinued use of other nasal irrigation treatments.
I've got serious sinus problems and had several sinus operations; no other sinus rinse works as well as res-q-rinse to maintain my nasal health...and I've tried em all.
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a place where black people go to eat
yo niggah lets go to san q and get some chicken wings
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COLLECTIVE WRITINGS ART MUSIC AN INVENTIONS, OF LONNIE DARREL HARRIS
Q-I=ONTOLOGY IS A KNOT FOR PROFIT CO. OWNED BUY VETS HELPING VETS INC. LONNIE DARREL HARRIS CEO.