Bell-bottoms

A type of pants containing various kinds of bells (jingle, jangle, and/or jongle) in the entirety of the pant. This item was popularized by snipty the Christmas elf and by people who like to make stupid fucking puns.

(At an 80s Party)
Jim: do you like my bell-bottoms?????
Susan: who the fuck invited you.

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Joy Bells

The combination of hair, feces and toilet paper formed into little balls that clings to one's ass hair. Caused by a hairy ass, frequent bowel moments, cheap toilet paper and rare baths.

While bathing, dad said, "Make sure to get the Duck Butter and Fromunder Cheese from under your nuts, and the Joy Bells out of your ass!"

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elle-belle

an annoying girl who picks their nose and likes uck

elle-belle that uck queen

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bell skirt

A short skirt on a female, especially denim, that sways back and forth as she walks, resembling a bell tolling.

"Ring a ding ding, beautiful bell skirt walking up ahead."

"Whoa, wish I had a girl who walked like that."

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Taco Bell

a fast food chain with mexican food instead of burgers and fries. ive never gotten the shits there, only really good food.

try the steak grilled stuft burrito.

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Taco Bell

Without this place, us drunks would starve to death at 2 AM in the morning.

After drinking a whole case of beer I decided to curve my hunger at Taco Bell

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Taco Bell

The place where Rummy and Dick Cheney shoulda looked for Weapons of Ass Destruction.

Oh my God, I just ate a grilled STUFT burrito, now I'm pissing liquid uranium out my asshole and melting the porcelain of my toilet. HELP!

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