National kiss your long distance boyfriend/girlfriend day
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A stable 32 bit Operating System developed by IBM that nobody uses anymore.
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an exclusive ps3 tittle that can put any xbox 360 to shame. One of the best looking and fun games out there. It is better that Call of Duty, and Halo. A game with an excellent online on psn.
Tyler-"Dude wanna play Halo, or even better COD4"
Me-"Dude fuck that shit, im gonna go play Killzone 2 instead"
Tyler-" That game sucks its on ps3, its in the future and you can't prone"
Me-"wow, great reason. Jealous skirt"
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That wonderful piece of paper your employer gives you sometime during January that lets you know how much the government raped you that year.
I got my W-2 this week, wow is my ass sore.
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Snail day. A day celebrating the existence of the best creatures on Earth, snails. All snails are valid. They are friend shaped and thus celebrated on August 2
"Did you know it's snail day? Snails are really the best!"
"Please respect snails on August 2 nd, it's snail day"
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Lunch made for a middle-aged man by his elderly mother
Come pick up your 2 scoops of tuna!
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Is Doge day. Doge means dog and for that you will DO every thing that your dog wants to do.
Today is April 2 you know what that means
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