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When you wake up on Mondays but are too lazy to go out and purchase a condom, so you use a ziplock bag
Hey dude, what was with all the noise last night?
-Sorry man, Jessica and I were having sex
Nice! Did you use a condom?
-Couldn't find one, so I used a monday bag
Between 1800 to 0000 on a Sunday evening when most businesses are closed, and for all intents and purposes, it might as well be Monday.
T: "I've already got two things done off my to do list for this week."
A: "Don't you mean next week?"
T: "Yeah but it might as well be tomorrow now."
A: <shrugs> "Business Monday, innit."
The act of sexual intercourse within a vehicle.
“If I score a hatrick tonight my girlfriend will let me pull a Monday Night Pedro”
somebody who rushes to the nearest source of food and takes the best seat available
person 1: where should we go?
person 2: let's get food before meatball monday
Every Monday guys cupcheck other guys as a joke, some cupchecks are very painful, so guys be careful and cover your penis!
Monday came and i remembered that it was cupcheck monday, i got to class walking very fast and covering my penis. I saw many guys getting hit in the dick and laughing, some almost crying. Mondays always struck fear in guys, especially me!
A typical Monday morning for Cyborg.
"BOOYAH!" shouted Cyborg as he woke up on Cyborg Monday.
When your looking like crap dressed in ur shitty clothes with ur hair messy as hell looking like you've been crying and smell like shit
Swaggy P was lookin Monday as hell when he showed up with a runny nose with puffy ass pants