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1. Garfield's most hated day, especially in February
1. Oh no, I am definitely not getting out of bed today, no on Monday the 13th! (Garfield)
Blue Monday, Blue Day is a badass song sang by the rock group Foreigner....
You really should rethink your girl, all she does is make you have a Blue Monday, everyday a Blue Day!!
The day that you get to beat up a VSCO girl and hug an e-girl if possible. E-girls might not hug you back.
Hey Erica it’s Monday! Let’s go hug Jenna but let’s be carefull!
The day you find out you don't have to die to go to hell...
me: Am I dead?
friend: No, but you are in hell.
me: how?
friend: It's monday.
When a man kicks off the week by smearing a pot of raspberry mouse on his girlfriends pussy, and then licks it off while she holds a a bullet to her clitoris.
Hopefully results in her squirting raspberry flavoured pussy juice into his mouth.
Baby i cant wait to get home tonight, I love a good Raspberry Monday!
When you smoke a joint and then proceed to Eiffel Tower a woman
“It feels like a French Monday too”