Random
Source Code
Random
a white kid who is annoying as hell. he doesn’t brush his teeth so there brown as fuck. his breath stank as fuck, and he has no friends.
bro: we his teeth are brown
dude: I know he’s such a patrick ward
4👍 4👎
A British actor best known for his role as Captain Jean-Luc Picard in the 1980s Star Trek spin-off series Star Trek: The Next Generation
Trekkie 1: Is it unpopular to say that I think Patrick Stewart is a better actor than William Shatner?
Trekkie 2: Nope. Shatner's a douche so I'd say it's alright.
4👍 2👎
not a sigma male, but rather an npc
14 year old boy: "patrick bateman is such a sigma male"
patrick bateman: *kills homeless man*
31👍 23👎
Anouther name for the Arby's roast beef sandwich based on the fact that roast beef looks like Tera Patrick after a long video shoot
I was hungry for some Tera Patrick today, so I went and ate at Arby's, or I'm thinking Porn
51👍 71👎
Patrick Stump (the leprechaun) is the lead singer from Fall Out Boy with Pete Wentz (werewolf/vampire mix), Andy Hurley (fairy princess), and Joe Trohman (giant from the beanstalk). He's not the best singer in the world but I still get orgasms from listening to him. Pete Wentz looks like a werewolf and who would you rather have sex with, a werewolf or a leprechaun? Some people might say he's fat, but he's normal...just normal. and when I become famiss we will have sex all the time.
Patrick: I am self conscious for some gay reason.
Me: Patrick, let's go make passionate love all night long.
Pete Wentz: Patrick, dude let me put chocolate all over your body then lick it off like I lick my guitar.
Me: Back off you werewolf, he's mine!
Patrick Stump is cute, so cute in fact that I spend every waking moment having sick sexual fantasies about him and Pete Wentz making out. Yeah baby.
49👍 70👎
The Roman church official best known for his enthusiastic persecution of the native peoples of Ireland for practicing their ancestral faiths and whose death is celebrated annually by getting piss drunk and wearing particularly unflattering shades of green. His feast day is celebrated most enthusiastically in the United States, often by those who share neither the Saint's faith nor heritage and who seem to have conflated him with the leprechaun from the Lucky Charms cereal box.
I bought a bottle of Bushmills to celebrate St. Patrick's Day.
18👍 21👎
A Ghost Fart. A silent but deadly
Whats that smell??
hehe, i just did a Patrick Swayze
59👍 94👎