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Sweet Eggs

Crack open 3 eggs into a bowl
5 tablespoons of sugar
Let sit for 6 hours in the hot sun
Put in freezer for 10 hours
Cook for 5 minutes at 500 degrees
Put in lukewarm water until thawed
Pour into toaster oven and see if it works
If it doesn't then that's too bad

Hey, want some sweet eggs?

by wut888 March 29, 2019


Trouser Sweets

Male genatalia, perhaps as described by females when referring to oral sex

a girl says to her boyfriend (offering him oral sex):
have you got any trouser sweets for me?

by stacey love February 25, 2010


sweet as a dog

excellent

awesome

do you fancy a beer mate ? yeah that would be sweet as a dog

by SteveShizzle March 11, 2009


sweet panties

An unexpected but favourable outcome.

Derived from the old English: honeyed pantaloons

"Dude I just found $100 behind that table!"

"Those are some sweet panties right there!"

by BigPapaHoneyBadger May 19, 2016


sweet scally

The type of lady you are looking for. She's hot, has a good attitude, and your friends are jealous.

I hope there are some sweet scallys at the bar tonight.

by Hulashakes October 12, 2005


Sweet Sixteen

Shit white people have not as cool as a quinceanera

sweet sixteens don’t have Modelo’s only apple cider

by Cali_trigger December 11, 2019


sweet mate

a common greeting used in london. mainly used in the islington area.

"sweet mate!" "how are ya?"

reply: "im sweet mate"

by Turhan October 21, 2007

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