How's your father been

A cover up for the act of sexual activity.
eg: Want a bit of how's your father been?
Also what the name suggests.

eg: Want a bit of how's your father been?

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I am your father

response to a really clished line, usually breaking someone's hopes of putting a cool line in to the conversation.

-Guys i know we can do it! If at first you dont succeed, try try again!
-yeah, and i am your father

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Father, Son and Holy Ghost

Homosexual act of inserting the penis and both balls into the anus followed by orgasm in the rectum.

His rosebud was so loose i was able to give him the Father, Son and Holy Ghost.

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Luke, I am your father

Incorrect quotation from the climactic confrontation bwtween Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader in "The Empire Strikes Back".

The correct quotation is "No, I am your father."

Vader: Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father.

Luke: He told me enough! He told me YOU killed him.

Vader: No, I am your father.

Luke: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO etc

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You blow your father with that mouth?

A solid comeback for when you're getting roasted but they say a bad word so you respond with this.

Tony: you blow your father with that mouth?
Black guy from the hood: the fuck did you just say to my sister?
Tony's son: so that's a crack ho

fuck your father's enemies

a daily expression in Turkey which means "i agree with you bro" in an informal way, mostly used in between close friends.
the real meaning is "enemy of even your close one's enemy is my enemy; we are on the same side"

a: ...that's what i think.
b: fuck your father's enemies bro.

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Kiss your father day

Kiss your father passionately on the lips!

Make out with your father. Kiss your father day

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