Slow Your Load

When someone is going too fast. "Slow Down" or "Calm Down".

Or if a fat lard is walking down the street you say "slooowww your loooad."

(zooming car passes really fast)
Vicki and Alexandra: "SLOW YOUR LOAD"

(Fat woman jogging on the street and is jumping up and down)
Vicki and Alexandra: "SLOOOW YOUR LOOOOAD"

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3 point slow

Derogatory term used in the Toyota off road community to refer to the 3.0 v6, which is notorious for putting out similar power to the 2.4 inline 4 while getting worse gas mileage and being less reliable.

That’s a nice Toyota, but it’s got a 3 point slow #22r life

Operation Slow-mo

When someone is always slow, sluggish and tardy. In a crisis they still maneuver like they are wearing medieval plate armor, and generally have the agility of a tractor with a missing wheel.
operation slo-mo

Don: 'Why the HELL haven't we finished this production yet?!'
Gibbo: 'Operation Slow-mo over there is doing his tortoise impression again.'
Don: 'Bloody hell, he's not even morbidly obese the guy's just in a permanent daze. His mum must be a starfish and his dad a freakin statue! You're fired, land porpoise.'
Land porpoise: 'It just looks like I'm going slow!'
Gibbo: 'WTG Captain Obvious. It's looks like that to everyone else too.'

serial slow responder

People who take forever to respond.
The phone must have disappeared from their hands the moment they sent their last txt.

4:03PM Friend A: Hey man so let's play tennis at 7pm yea?
8:18PM: Friend S: Yeah sounds good!
8:18PM: Friend A: Wtf dude?
10:20AM: LOL what
10:25AM: you're a freaking serial slow responder.

slow walking thot

when some nigga is walkin slowly and bodyblocking you hard so you shall not pass

this nigga is a slow walking thot

Low Slow and Easy

Best advice you can give a pilot as they are about to land a plane on a surface that isn't a runway. This is due to the fact that if you drop suddenly you can destroy the front of the plane and the faster you go, the harder it is to stop.

AirForceProud95: Change of plan, we are going to have to do a Sully and ditch in Salt Lake.
Random Steam Edition Player: Remember, Low Slow and Easy
AirForceProud95 (caption): Best advice ever

Slow internet connection

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error_timedoutconnection

Me: this fuckin slow internet connection is a piece of shit. fuck this slow ass shit.