when one wears a top hat and busts on someones face
My girlfriend really likes her peresidents and asked me to give her an (ALF) abe lincon facial
When you cum on the back of someone’s head inside of a movie theater.
Bro, I just Abe Lincolned this girl last night at the new spider man movie
A man with a micro penis
Person 1: Hey that's Abe Doney!
Person 2: I bet his girl doesn't feel it when he pipes"
when a guy thinks his abs are so fire but he's just so scrawny that they are there by default and they are basically bone
joe thought his abs looked good so he showed them off while all the girls laughed because he has scrawn abs
Haruaki Abe is the main character of A Terrified Teacher at Ghoul School. He's a sadlittle pissbaby man who is scared of everything, but despite that, he knows when to pull through, being surprisingly tough.
Hatanaka: Do you know Haruaki Abe? I hear he's a new human teacher, but he's a big ol' pissbaby and has been hiding in the closet for two hours.
M: Ha, I've been hiding in a closet, too.
When instead of having a six pack or eight pack of abs, only four (or 50%) of them show due to a beer gut or potbelly on the lower half of your stomach. 50 cent pulls this off in many photos.
"Do u gotta six pack?"
" Naw, I got 50 cent abs . I love my food."
The parallel to long back. For when a gal has no tits.
That shawty got some long abs.