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During a traditional bris ceremony, some Mohels have been known to forego the tools of their trade and use only their teeth when performing the circumcision. This process results in one small crusty peel of a foreskin, similar to that of a scalloped onion.
No one knows what they do with the Peel after, some speculate they use it in a stew.
"You remember your own bris!?"
"Well yeah, I converted 2 years ago when I heard about the free hats. The bris was the worst part though- The Mohel had such sharp teeth! He said I had the biggest Onion Peel he's ever removed though, and it really made the flavor for the bris-stew that everyone had."
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When a prolapse anus is present and you place a small cup of dipping sauce in the center. Any sauce is acceptable but "Bloom Sauce" is the traditional favorite.
I railed her till I gave her a pink sock then realized I had a hankering for a Bloomin' Onion so I grabbed some ranch from the fridge and went to town!
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My boss said, "Kiley, I need to let you go. You're all done here - you're a cooked onion."
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When a person is fucked SO hard they cry...but in a good way.
Man....I onion chopped that bitch so hard she used my whole box of Kleenex.
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To lick someone's anus and insert the tongue into the rectum during oral sex
1. There's nothing like tonguing the onion while you're going down.
2. Adam have you been tonguing the onion. Your breath smells like shit and I think she backfired.
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booty looking so damn good it makes you want to cry. Positive- eye candy. Negatively- booty smells so bad makes you want to cry. Booty that disrespects the fabric of your jeans and the smell disrespects your nostrils.
Shes got that onion booty flavor in her jeans.
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The smell of disgusting murky ball sweat, through your hairy gooch into unwiped your anus after a wet shit.
Hey morgan did you smell tylers sweet onions, they are nasty as fuck man.
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