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some one who says racist or out of pocket shit and acts like its a joke or not based off the peoples reaction.
elijah: I dont think black people should vote.
sam: IDK thats kinda fucked up
elijah:hey man its just a joke
sam:typical schrodinger asshole move
When someone goes in for a fist bump and instead of bumping his/her fist you just give them the finger or the bird. An awesome trick that usually makes the recipient ashamed or really sad.
Scott thought he made a joke that deserved a fist bump. John disagreed and gave him the asshole finger instead. Scott was bummed.
A guy who believes he is the greatest thing that ever exist on Earth when the reality is he has mental issues relating to his ego
Any male character on MTV's The Hills; Spencer is such an arrogant asshole, I can't believe a girl could actually have respect for him
A person that is so vile and idotic that they must have been born from their mother's asshole instead of the birth canal.
That dude has no idea what he's talking about. What an asshole baby.
noun
1. puckered and vengeful, an asshole who is vindictive or spiteful in an abrasive way
2. someone who is as pleasant to be around as rubbing salt on one's asshole
I knew he was mad, but did he have to be such a salty asshole about it?
When a male tucks the head of his penis in his asshole and squeezes his anus to hold it there while walking around.
A technique usually found in use by transvestites attempting to hide their gender while stripping.
I was getting the best lap dance from this stripper until her asshole tuck gave way.
When you take a shit and some magic inner asshole pinches it off before your normal ass hole does. You then wipe and wipe; and you can tell your ass is totally clean! Then, 15 minutes later ... bam you have itchy ass because your inner asshole let a bit more shit out.
Jack: "Jim, why are you fidgeting and keep squirming in your seat"
Jim "dewd, my inner asshole got one over on me again, i just can't get my ass clean"
"YES! I finally got one over on my inner asshole and got my ass wiped clean.