A fat, dry, crusty turd. Usually one that’s hard to push out. Requires considerable grunt.
My ass is a bit tender after that dirt biscuit.
I need to get hydrated cause I’ve been birthing dirt biscuits for a few days.
Essentially a smelly cunt with lots of crumbs that are forming a biscuit.
"Awwww I've got an itchy cunt" "ahhh got a problem with fadge biscuits again huh?"
1. Generally: A good looking woman or man that accompanies a more well known person to formal events.
2. Specifically: The boyfriend of a man that is revealed when a well know male celebrity comes out of the closet.
Did you see the arm biscuit that Lance Bass had with him the other day?
two males sharing a double ended dildo
I went to the club in hopes of finding another dude down for some biscuit joining
A snack eaten primarily by rednecks containing ground venison and baking soda. Often consumed along side with Moonshine as a chaser.
"ay Tony! you got any of them deer biscuits left!?"
That skeezer had a biscuit cheddar. Like that white cheddar cheese it cheddar.
Breaking a window beacause your marching band students are not paying attention.
Y'all best stop messin around, or I'm gonna be flipping a biscuit