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whisky-blind

So drunk (having only drunk whisky) that one is temporarily blind.

"I was whisky-blind last night, staggering home at five."

by Schopenhauer-Lowell November 04, 2013


Blinding the Gods

Noun:
Masturbating during church and busting your load all over either the priest or a statue of Jesus.

I got banned from most Catholic churches because I keep blinding the gods with my excessive discharge

by Jarl (Baller)Gruuf May 12, 2017


blind cited

Being subjected to numerous irrelevant cites or cites which are contrary to the point for which they are being cited. See also blind cite, blind citing.

In our discussion, Jeff sounded like he knew what he was talking about. However, when I checked his sources, I realized I'd been blind cited.

by Sassafrass Grove November 09, 2017


Blind Pig

Canadian military slang dating back to World War I, for a mortar round or an aircraft 'iron' bomb, especially a heavy large-bore one. Derived from its weight and size, like a large pig.

"We were crossing the plain in open formation when the enemy brought smoke -- 'blind pigs' and rainmakers.

by MAC-Gyver May 27, 2003


Blind as a bat

1. Old wive's phrase for one who is of poor eyesight. Actually a common misconception, as most bats (of the mammalian sort) have better eyesight than the average healthy human being.

"Hey four-eyes! You're as blind as a bat!" - Stupid Jock

by Track-10 January 15, 2003


blind man

To have bad acne, pimples, zits, etc.

(Shortened from the old joke "He has so many zits, (How many does he have?) ...he fell asleep in the library and woke up with a blind man trying to read his face.")

Guy 1: Laurie's really a cute chick; shame about her complexion though.
Guy 2: She needs to get some medicine for that blind man all over her face.

by exitflagger May 01, 2008


Blind Moment

When spending minutes trying to find something that is most likely right infront of you or in you hand, on your head, etc.

I had a blind moment today when i was trying to find the butter at the dinner table for two minutes when i noticed it was right next to my plate.

by TimmmmBo slice May 17, 2010