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The Brown Bow is a way of showing extreme disrespect to someone, where the giver of the brown bow walks up to the receiver, turns around, bends over (or bows) and exposes their ass. Before the receiver can walk away the giver releases a turd, preferably dropping it on the receivers feet.
I quit my job today, my boss, Chris, is such a dick I'm going to give him the brown bow.
When a person shits their pants while sleeping.
Example 1
Daemin: whats that smell?
Pat: its haley she shit her pants.
Haley: Pat shut the fuck up i do'nt shit my pants!
Pat: well ya did last night.
Pat: Haley had a Brown dream guys
The opposite of silver lining. When good (or bad) news includes worse, additional information.
Boss: Well, Jimmy, you got the internship!
Jimmy: Dope.
Boss: ...the brown lining is its unpaid.
Jimmy: Rats.
**Derived From Californias Very Own Governor, Jerry Brown.**
A Brown Jerry Is A Sexual Movie In Which A Male Has Anal Sex With Their Partner Then Proceeds To Pull It Out And Mushroom Stamp The Partners Forehead. This Is Done To Show Dominance.
Verb- Brown Jerried
Ex: I Brown Jerried Her Yesterday.
*Guy- Hey Do You See That Girl Over There?
*Girl- Yeah What About Her?
*Guy- I Gave Her A Brown Jerry Her Last Week.
*Girl- Whats That?
*Guy- Come Over Tonight And Ill Show You, I Only Do It To Certain People.
*Girl- Oh Alriht, Im Excited To Get A Brown Jerry.
.... Girl Comes Over That Night..... Never Speaks To That Guy Again.
When someone has the shits so bad they can shit into in the bathtub from the bedroom.
Man, I think I have superpowers. I did a super brown last night and didn’t spill a drop!
A term used to reference the heinously foul and decrepit spoiled loins of a COVID-19 infested bopper and her sebaceous cheese like secreting undercarriage. While her motives seem ambiguous, make no mistake this slippery Sally yearns to gaffle up yo man and have him marinate up in that poisonous panther of doom. A lurker by nature this X Barista meanders bravely at all exits of the club with a putrid satchel filled with various trinkets and knickknacks of the most vicious variety. It’s highly recommended if you encounter one to promise her a steak dinner at CoCo’s followed by a shopping spree at Big5.
Brad- “Hommie how was last night dog?”
Devin-“I don’t want to talk about it!”
Brad-“Oh hell no you slipped and got Brown Wreck loosed bruh?” Fool that’s that smell, she branded you player, it’s a wrap for you doc!”
Devins Lady-“Boy you better kiss this Pink Panther Goodbye, you laid up in that filthy brown wreckloose, shoot Imma find me a new man” !
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Blowing my boyfriend so hard he shits
Heather loves giving her boyfriend David a brown lollipop.
Heather: I can't wait to go home and give David a brown lollipop
Willow: How many licks does it take to get to the center of David's brown lollipop?
Heather: *in tootsie pop owl voice*
One....Two....Three..*makes fart noises with mouth*
Willow: Daaaaaaaaamm girl!! Just remembered, a courtesy flush is a must!!