A term used to reference the heinously foul and decrepit spoiled loins of a COVID-19 infested bopper and her sebaceous cheese like secreting undercarriage. While her motives seem ambiguous, make no mistake this slippery Sally yearns to gaffle up yo man and have him marinate up in that poisonous panther of doom. A lurker by nature this X Barista meanders bravely at all exits of the club with a putrid satchel filled with various trinkets and knickknacks of the most vicious variety. It’s highly recommended if you encounter one to promise her a steak dinner at CoCo’s followed by a shopping spree at Big5.
Brad- “Hommie how was last night dog?”
Devin-“I don’t want to talk about it!”
Brad-“Oh hell no you slipped and got Brown Wreck loosed bruh?” Fool that’s that smell, she branded you player, it’s a wrap for you doc!”
Devins Lady-“Boy you better kiss this Pink Panther Goodbye, you laid up in that filthy brown wreckloose, shoot Imma find me a new man” !
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Similar to ground zero which is the site directly under the detonation of a nuclear weapon. Brown Zero is the area affected by a fart. Usually limited to a room unless the door was left open and it was really raunchy.
After I ate that big bowl of chili, my fiancee was caught at brown zero when I let one rip.
Blowing my boyfriend so hard he shits
Heather loves giving her boyfriend David a brown lollipop.
Heather: I can't wait to go home and give David a brown lollipop
Willow: How many licks does it take to get to the center of David's brown lollipop?
Heather: *in tootsie pop owl voice*
One....Two....Three..*makes fart noises with mouth*
Willow: Daaaaaaaaamm girl!! Just remembered, a courtesy flush is a must!!
1. The act of Anal fisting.
Guy1.: My girlfriend broke up with me.
Guy2.: Why?
Guy1.: I gave her a brown fist.
The Brown Bow is a way of showing extreme disrespect to someone, where the giver of the brown bow walks up to the receiver, turns around, bends over (or bows) and exposes their ass. Before the receiver can walk away the giver releases a turd, preferably dropping it on the receivers feet.
I quit my job today, my boss, Chris, is such a dick I'm going to give him the brown bow.
When a person shits their pants while sleeping.
Example 1
Daemin: whats that smell?
Pat: its haley she shit her pants.
Haley: Pat shut the fuck up i do'nt shit my pants!
Pat: well ya did last night.
Pat: Haley had a Brown dream guys
During cowgirl intercourse, the girl shits on your dick with a cowboy hat on.
Yooo, did u and this girl do the Rowdy Brown? There is shit all in the sheets! Look at your balls!!