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A semi-sexual act wherein the receiver lays on their stomach while giver pours maple syrup on the small of the reciever’s back and then spreads the syrup around with their breasts.
I wanted something a little sticky and sweet, so she suggested a Canadian Flatbed.
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When you titty-fuck two curling stones.
A Canadian casserole is only to be done with a trusting and gentle partner. I knew a guy who tried it alone once. Dave was his name. Good guy. Funny, but a bit of a loner. One day he goes into his room Dave. Next day he comes out Dickless Dave. Still lives with his parents. Poor guy.
When an old Canadian man jerks you off and doesn’t stop because he has Alzheimers and forgets to stop
Jimmy the next door neighbor offer me a Canadian Alzheimers
When an old Canadian man jerks you off and won’t stop because he keeps on thinking he just started.
My friend encountered a Canadian Alzheimers
and died 15 years later because the old man did not stop
A typical Canadian Boy. He is unshaven, is a jeans and t-shirt kind of guy. He loves beer, hockey and all typical Canadian things. Unlike American guys, to pick up a girl he will insult her a little, instead of heavily complement her, this technique works mainly only on Canadian girls. A Muskrat Canadian often can be seen sporting plaid, wearing boot cut jeans.
They also often own a guitar.
American girl Tim said I look tired, I spent hours getting ready for tonight
Canadian girl That means he likes you! Tim's a total Muskrat Canadian! He probably wants to take you out
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Used to define one's extraordinary large or thick penis. Originates from the thickness of the breakfast meet it's named after. Meat being another slang for penis.
Click here for tripple x canadian bacon.
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One of the largest railroads in the world, the second largest freight carrier in Canada next to CN. A major player in the transportation sector, this company breaks profit records yearly, while treating its burnt out workforce like garbage. Trains are regularly staffed by tired, overworked crewmembers. Hard working junior employees are often rewarded for their hard work and committment by being laid off or forced to work in terminals 200 km away.
On call 24/7, most railroad employees have a poor social life, with high rates of infidelity rampant at both hotels for the crewmembers and at home with the wives while their husbands are at work. Pay is relatively poor for the hours worked: while many employees make $80,000 or more per year, they often log well over 3000 hours of service, which puts them in the same payscale as a manager of 7-11.
Joe can't come out for drinks tonight because he's 10 times out and doesn't know who is going to book sick ahead of him, which is typical when you are a loser who works for Canadian Pacific.
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