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A man or woman having sex with a person who has cancer and transferring the cancer to the other person
You're mom is a cancer fucker because your dad has cancer
When someone on Xbox or PS3 joins your game and fucks up the connection for all players.
"Hey, I'm joining guys."
"Ok."
"GOD DAMN IT YOU GAVE US CONNECTION CANCER."
Ankle cancer is a horrible malady usually confined to the human ankle characterized by pain, soreness, inability to walk properly, and limited mobility.
Rarely ankle cancer can migrate to other joints; usually in cold weather.
Suffering in silence is not an option with ankle cancer as complaining about it
lessens the symptoms.
Sipping bourbon and/or Single Malt Scotch also lessens the pain of ankle cancer.
So far ankle cancer has proved to be incurable and increases with age of the patient.
Ankle cancer awareness is greatly enhanced by The WRONG Rev. Skippy Dammit's
annual fundraiser "The Limp For The Cure".
My ankle cancer was really acting up this morning until the bourbon kicked in.
Love cancer is a type of love that is uncontrollable and from the second that you meet them you instantly fall in love. No matter what he’s done to you,you still love him.
No one:I don’t understand why you still like him
You:He gives me love cancer
When a person engages in sexual activity with a dying cancer patient out of pity
The ultimate pity-fuck
"Did you hear that Billy has a malignant brain tumor?"
"Yeah I cancer-fucked him last week"
When a male ejaculates on a migdets penis.
Ah yeah, he had some creamy cancer with my cousin